#2.1: Horrid sounds of pig impalement

B as in... Bundled Bowels

I trace my love of death metal to my sophomore year of high school. One of my best friends, a guitar virtuoso named Darwin, started playing in a death metal band called Genital Grinder (named after the Carcass song). It didn’t stick, and later they opted for Biophobic, i.e., afraid of life.

I wasn’t that into the music, which remains the case today, but…