#23.1: The story of Fartbarf
"There's never an excuse good enough for this."
The name “Fartbarf” is a cul de sac.
First, the long road of the Year in Band Names could’ve ended in 2012, when Fartbarf made the list (and the headline!). Why continue? The simple, visceral stupidity of Fartbarf is a two-syllable endgame.
I imagine playing a high-stakes game of chess at a ritzy casino in Monte Carlo. (Why are they playing che…