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Band Name Bureau
Celebrating, cataloguing, and making snarky comments about band names.
By Kyle Ryan · Launched 2 years ago
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#25: Crypts of sentient slime
Angry at Numbers; Terminal Vagina; Ghosts of the Sun; Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers; Malignant Altar
Apr 14
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#24.1: Dispatch from 2022 festival season
Partiboi69; Whippin Shitties; Moon Pussy; Captain Asshole; I Hate Models; more
Apr 1
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#26: I just need some words to growl
Electric Machine Gun Tits; Goatmilker; VR Sex; Sadurn; Wiccan Babysitter
May 12
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#24: Angry man with a bass
Beercan Pentagram; Special/Sexy/Sleazy; Weed & Dolphins; Strangely Shaped By Fathers
Mar 14
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#3: Tell me why you don’t like Twix
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#2.1: Horrid sounds of pig impalement
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#1: Candy-coated chaos
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#2: Our hearts are filled with lube & glitter
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#25: Crypts of sentient slime
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#8.1: The story of Ned's Atomic Dustbin
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#23: No resemblance and a very sad doll
The St. Pierre Snake Invasion; A Wormhole Could Kill Us All; Just-In Beaver; Dad Sports
Feb 10
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#25.1: The story of King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
I'm in your mind fuzz, riding a paper mâché dream balloon into nonagon infinity
Apr 29
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#23.1: The story of Fartbarf
"There's never an excuse good enough for this."
Feb 28
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#22.1: The story of Death Cab for Cutie
But also the story of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Feb 1
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#22: Somewhere over the painbow
I Love Your Lifestyle; Fissure of Riddles; 30,000 Monkies; Buddha Trixie
Jan 14
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#21.2: What we learned in 2021
A Year in Band Name Bureau review
Dec 28, 2021
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#21.1: Rudolph brings the toxic rain
The second annual BNB Holiday Revue
Dec 17, 2021
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#21: Gorgeous Harry? No, Gorgeous Hairy
Tides of Sulfur, the Air Turned to Acid, Introverted Funk, Weapons of Mass Creation, Grudgepacker, Pussy Tuesday
Dec 9, 2021
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#3: Tell me why you don’t like Twix
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#2.1: Horrid sounds of pig impalement
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#1: Candy-coated chaos
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#2: Our hearts are filled with lube & glitter
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#25: Crypts of sentient slime
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#8.1: The story of Ned's Atomic Dustbin
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